Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right...– Wu Tang Clan (via hokyoku)
A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane, and ill-advised,...– Louis C.K. (via ladymalchav)
floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in* *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
balkhy: roughrimjob: balkhy: *takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk* It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha
Main characters of TV shows
The Doctor: An immortal five-year-old alien who commits genocide regularly.
Sam and Dean Winchester: Mass murderers.
Jack Harkness: A really handsome guy who sleeps with everything and turns into a head in a jar.
Aang: A twelve-year-old kid who can save the world but ran away from home at the thought of moving.
Harry Potter: A kid who seriously thought he got a scar in the perfect shape of a lightning bolt from a car crash.
Katniss Everdeen: The daughter of Natasha Romanova and Clint Barton.
Merlin: Gay magician.
Sherlock: Gay detective.
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fictionaladyfeels: salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with #i’m not saying its aliens #but