May 2013
Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right...
– Wu Tang Clan (via hokyoku)
A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane, and ill-advised,...
– Louis C.K. (via ladymalchav)
floozys:
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
balkhy:
roughrimjob:
balkhy:
*takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk*
It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha
Main characters of TV shows
The Doctor: An immortal five-year-old alien who commits genocide regularly.
Sam and Dean Winchester: Mass murderers.
Jack Harkness: A really handsome guy who sleeps with everything and turns into a head in a jar.
Aang: A twelve-year-old kid who can save the world but ran away from home at the thought of moving.
Harry Potter: A kid who seriously thought he got a scar in the perfect shape of a lightning bolt from a car crash.
Katniss Everdeen: The daughter of Natasha Romanova and Clint Barton.
Merlin: Gay magician.
Sherlock: Gay detective.
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fictionaladyfeels:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
#i’m not saying its aliens #but