If Unsure, Just Bite: Archive

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“As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a God. I don’t think there...”

– Ricky Gervais (via selfproclaimedindividual)

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“None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked...”

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jsanc920: Rorschach’s Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the...

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Lucille Bluth vs. Malory Archer

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Gravity Don't Mean To Much To Me: I was as the... →

selfproclaimedindividual: lunarpride: selfproclaimedindividual: I was as the doctors the other day, and i had a chance to tell them that I’m getting worse and to get help, but i just didn’t, when the time came i just couldn’t. I felt like i was being silly, like in that moment i remembered that I’m not important, that it doesn’t matter how i feel sometimes. I… Hey, it is never too late to...

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selfproclaimedindividual: I was as the doctors the other day, and i had a chance to tell them that I’m getting worse and to get help, but i just didn’t, when the time came i just couldn’t. I felt like i was being silly, like in that moment i remembered that I’m not important, that it doesn’t matter how i feel sometimes. I… Hey, it is never too late to go back to the doctor to tell them...

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 Deleted Scene
GODRIC GRYFFINDOR: We will create a school to teach all the brave young wizards and witches.
SALAZAR SLYTHERIN: And we must also teach those students who are cunning and sly.
ROWENA RAVENCLAW: And we shall open our doors to those with a curious mind and appetite for creativity.
HELGA HUFFLEPUFF: My tongue is blue because I was eating lollipops for dinner! Wanna see? I can almost do a cartwheel! Are you watching?!
GODRIC: That's great, Helga. You don't need to shout. But would you like to help us form a wizarding school?
HELGA: I like to hug. I'm really good at it. Hugs are like presents that always fit. Can I be the school's hug captain? I can teach hugging! I can also teach Laundry and How To Draw Bubble Letters.
GODRIC: No. Hugging is not something we are concerned with.
HELGA: Oh really? How long should a typical hug last, Mr. Know-It-All?
GODRIC: Um…ten sec—
HELGA: Wrong! A good hug lasts a lifetime because it lives in your heart for infinity years!!!
SALAZAR: Maybe we only need three people to start a school.
HELGA: Badgers are my favorite! I'm going to make lemon squares! Can we call the school Smile Town? If I close my eyes, am I invisible? Can I have turtle? I'm good at making bubble letters. Really good. The trick is to pretend the letters are clouds and to use purple.
SALAZAR: By the way, if 68% of the students in my house turn out evil, it's totally not my fault. Cool? Cool.